[The video feed flicks on as Tina settles herself in front of the camera. The bits of her arms and legs that are visible are covered in meticulously-written geography crib notes and she’s got a rather obvious ink smear on her left cheek.]

Alright, geography crew! I need your help. When was Attilan founded? And what’s the population? Wikipedia’s ( Read more... )

Okay first of all aaah there is REAL pirate teaching economics! Like with a HOOK and an EYE PATCH! What are we going to do about this?! >:(((

Second oh my God Peter I have just found out what you're doing for Homecoming - do you even know what a date with a guy means?!?

[It's the day after the blackout and Tina's propped up in bed looking rather sorry for herself and not glowing anywhere near as brightly as usual.]

Jaaaceeen... can I have my glasses? I need cheering up.

Oh, and whoever did that horrible blackout-let's-hog-all-the-energy-sleeping-thing? You are soooo dead.

[edit: the video feed clicks off and ( Read more... )

[Open to the entire network.]

Does anyone here know what "Error 100-2035a" stands for?

[Filtered to Merlin Emrys.]

Merlin? Merlin! The washing machine seems to be malfunctioning and regurgitating some sort of…questionable liquid. It is infesting this room. I told Xavier his appliances were lacking but did he believe me? Of course not! Oh, it’s ( Read more... )

Students are expressly forbidden from posing nude for one another. It is, in fact, against the law. In the future, I would advise you all to use your better judgement in all your artistic endeavors.

...can someone help me pick up all my stuff off the lawn?

Alfred is being an ass today apparently.
...

Why is there a Lovino in my bed anyways.

Is everyone looking forward to Halloween? I know I am! It's fun to dress up for a night ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that a number of students have traveled here from the United Kingdom, and also that perhaps many of us are experiencing a particular brand of culture shock. In order to alleviate this undue stress, I am organizing a modest gathering for afternoon tea ( Read more... )

You there! It seems that the RA has been remiss in his duties explaining how we go about laundry. Surely they don't expect us to do our own.

And what is this I hear about a football team starting up? Why would anyone want to kick a round ball back and forth across the field when they could be playing Rugby instead?

[All Tatsuki's speech is in exaggerated whispers.]

You guys, there is this girl I have never seen before in my bed. Who is she, why is she there, and what do I do quick quick quick.